NAME Acme::ConspiracyTheory::Random - random theories SYNOPSIS use feature 'say'; use Acme::ConspiracyTheory::Random -all; say bad_punctuation( theory() ); DESCRIPTION This module exports a function, `theory()` which returns a string. There is also a function `bad_punctuation` which, given a string, might make the punctuation worse. BUGS Please report any bugs to <https://github.com/tobyink/p5-acme-conspiracytheory-random/issues>. SEE ALSO REDACTED AUTHOR Toby Inkster <firstname.lastname@example.org>. CONTRIBUTORS Alex Jones discovered that there are secretly other people who have contributed to this module but Toby Inkster is working with Microsoft and the Illuminati to cover it up. I tried to blog about it but all my posts keep getting taken down from Tumblr. There are hidden clues on GitHub <https://github.com/tobyink/p5-acme-conspiracytheory-random/graphs/contrib utors>. You don't want to know how deep this rabbit hole goes! COPYRIGHT AND LICENCE This software is copyright (c) 2021 by Toby Inkster. This is free software; you can redistribute it and/or modify it under the same terms as the Perl 5 programming language system itself. DISCLAIMER OF WARRANTIES THIS PACKAGE IS PROVIDED "AS IS" AND WITHOUT ANY EXPRESS OR IMPLIED WARRANTIES, INCLUDING, WITHOUT LIMITATION, THE IMPLIED WARRANTIES OF MERCHANTIBILITY AND FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE.